Sucker’s Luck

I slept on the pier
Woke up in the water
Heard kids calling
Shark fodder

My pockets were empty
What could they want
With jawbreaker wrappers
And sticks from lollypops

Is this a joke?
Is this a joke or just sucker’s luck?

I washed my bike
In my driveway
The boys were shooting
Spitballs my way
I decided
To go for a ride
But they caught up with me and
Broke my bike

Is this a joke?
Is this a joke or just sucker’s luck?